Things people in the DBZ would never say!
Since she was the one who started it all, Tianyu's quotes get to go first!
Goku: "Fighting? What's that?"
-Vegeta: "Wow, these romance novels are good. I'll ask Bulma for more."
-Kurilin: "I have a nose!"
-Piccolo: "Eww, look at all the yucky blood!" -
Vegeta: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
-Chi Chi: "Gohan, stop studying. I want you to concentrate on your training."
-Vegeta: "No Bulma, not tonight."
-Brolie: "I do have a brain. It's just that I don't show it."
-Future Trunks: "I got my sword from wilko for only 39.99!"
-Oolong: "Playboy magazines are trash. They should be burned."
-Kurilin: "Something smells fishy here..."
-Bojack: "Please don't hurt me! I'll be good! I'll be good!"
-Goku: Vegeta, I can't stand it anymore! I LOVE YOU! -V
-Vegeta: I LOVE YOU TOO! I thought when I married Bulma, it would get her out of the way for us!
-#16: "Burn all plants! Kill all animals!"
-Vegeta: "Sorry Goku, I can't spar with you today. I've got some gardening to do."
-Piccolo: "Look how far I can stuff these french fries up my nose!"
-Chi Chi: "Ooh, baby, let's get *down*!"
-Vegeta: "SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG! SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG!" -
Dr. Gero: "Building cyborgs and fighting Goku is too much work. I've decided to rededicate my lab to the making of Silly Putty!"
-Bulma: "Sorry Bra, I don't know how to fix TV sets. I guess you'll have to miss your cartoon show." -
Vegeta: "Bulma, can I borrow your nail polish?" -
Bulma: "Hello, you've reached 123-BABE. Would you like to know what I'm wearing?"
-Goku: "Bulma, is that you?!"
-Gohan: "My father really sucks."
-Piccolo: "I need a new hair brush."
-Trunks: "I've decided to become a monk."
-Chi Chi: "Oh, lookie at that guy over there! He's so fiiiiiine!"
-Chi Chi: "Go ahead and spoil your dinner, see if I care."
-Bojack and co.: "We have great fashion sense!
-Vegeta: *sniff* "That 'Titanic' movie was so sad!"
-Goku: "Chi Chi, can you read 'The Three Little Pigs' to me?"
-Bulma: "I have no money!"
-Chaozu: "I'm a girl!"
-Vegeta: "But Bulma, I don't want to go to the haunted house. It's so scary!"
-Goku: "Yay! Chi Chi signed me up for school! Now I can have a proper education!"
-Cell: "When I kill people, that doesn't mean that you can judge me as a person who has become mad and want to blow up the earth in a desperate attempt to kill my enemies."
-Bulma: "I love you, Master Roshi!"
-Nappa: "Damn, I've lost my wig!"
-Bulma: "Dinner time!"
-Vegeta: "But Bulma, Teletubbies is on!"
-Goku: "Looks like I've won the chess game again, Bulma. Pay up."
-Brolie: "I have an I.Q of 1,000,000,000,000,000."
-Mr. Satan: "Can someone *gag* help me *cough* lift this *grunt* feather?"
-Freeza: "My makeup! Where's my makeup!"
-Goku: "I'm tired of fighting..."
-Vegeta: "C'mere, Bulma, and give Daddy some sugar!"
-Piccolo: "I'm giving up on my training and opening a bikini store to meet chicks."
-Goku: "Chi-chi, shut the @#%$ up! Don't make me come over there!"
-Vegeta: "You're right, honey. I'll be more responsive to your needs. Forgive my selfish ways..."
-Vegeta & Piccolo: "Where the @%$# is the remote? Oprah's on!!"
-Goku: "Gohan, (points to Videl) THIS is a woman. They're a *lot* more fun than fighting, believe me!"
-Piccolo: "Anyone wanna play 'Twister'?"
-Vegeta: "I'm glad you're the better fighter, Kakarotte! Can we still be pals?"
-Goku: "Cell? Buu? You guys deal with it; I'm on vacation..."
-Vegeta: "Being a Saiya-jin prince isn't all it's cracked up to be..."
-Piccolo: "Gohan! Beer me!"
-Piccolo: "Must conentrate...focus energy....aw, damned Rubik's Cube!"
-Goku: "Calculus is easy, Gohan! You just have to apply yourself harder! Here, let me show you..."
-Goku: "Gohan, Videl looks easier than a 2-piece jigsaw puzzle. You should be be able to score in no time!" (sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan on Gokou's head)
-Kurilin: "#18, get your sorry ass over here! Don't make me come over there! And bring me the @#$% remote! Oprah's on!"
-Vegeta: "How's my hair?" (ala Gary Shandling)
-Vegeta: "I don't know which I like better; the cream drapes or the peach. Bulma! Which matches the new carpet better? Boy, interior decorating is tougher than fighting Cell!"
-Vegeta (drunk): "You guys are great! (slur) I love you, man!"
-Vegeta: "I want my Mommy!"
-Vegeta: "Hello, I'm Prince Vegeta, and welcome to Masterpiece Theater!"
-Buu: "1-800-98-JENNY" -Trunks (to Bulma): "Mom don't make me beat your ass again, get me some damn Koolaid!"
-Vegeta: "Gokou... I love you man!!!!!"
-Gokou: "You're not getting my Bud-Light, Veggie."
-Roshi: "Women disgust me."
-Gohan: "Hey Piccolo! Eat my shorts!"
-Bulma: "Hey Veggie, come give me some of that good loving before I kick your ass!!!"
-Vegita: "Vegita 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!'
-Gokou: "Hey Chi Chi, bend over so I can have some tossed salad with my dinner."
-Chi Chi: "Damn, that Vegita has an ass to die for!!!"
-Vegeta: "Bulma I'm really gay."
-Bulma: "I should have known by the way you stare at Gokou,Trunks,and even my dad!"
-Goku: "Common sense? Sure I got plenty of that but I just choose to ignore it!" -Vegeta: "Hadoken!"
-Goku: "Up, up and away!" -Vegeta: "I wish Kakarotto was more sensitive about MY feelings..."
-Goku: "I'm sorry, Chichi! This never happened to me before..."
-Vegeta: "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAA!!"
-Vegeta: "Does this pink dress bring out my eyes?" (some that I made up
-Future Trunks: "No Dad, I don't wanna train in that @#!$&%^ Room of Spirit & Time! I just wanna go to the mall and pick up some chicks!"
-Vegeta: "The shirt says 'BADMAN', but I assure you that it's not true!"
-Future Trunks: (singing) "I'm too sexy for my shorts, too sexy for my shorts, I'm too sexy, yeah...!"
-Tien: (to Chaozu) "Dammit kid, stop followin' me around! I was hopin' I got rid of you when ya died with Nappa, but nooooo, I had to meet up with you again even in the after-life!"
-Zarbon: "I'm not gay! I'm only drawn that way!"
-Dr. Gero: "I'm not only the President of Plastic Dome Brains for Men, I'm also a client!"
-The Ginyu Team: "We're considering leaving the fighting biz and starting our own acid rock band."
-Tien: "Not only am I a fighter, but in my spare time, I do stunt doubles for Mr. Clean!"
-Broli: "I've given up my evil ways and am taking up flower arranging."
-Trunks: "Hey Kurilin, I thought we told you to stop calling those 900 numbers!"
-Piccolo: *sheepishly and blushing (purple)* "Bulma, do you have time to go to the mall with me? I need a new wardrobe..."
-Bulma: "You are so cute, Muten Roshi!"
-Veggie-chan: "Want to enter ballet school, Goku-chan?"
-Veggie-chan *smiles brilliantly*: "Don't I look lovely in this bridal gown?"
-Vegeta: *wearing a KISS THE COOK apron* "Kiss me, Bulma!"
-Trunks: "Gosh, I'm getting flabby, must go to the gym, or the chicks won't like me anymore!"
-Goku: "Gohan, can you teach me algebra?"
-#17: "I love you, Cell!"
-#18: "Kuri-chan, would you want me to massage your back? ^^;"
-Shenlong: "Let's boogie, man!"
-Goku: "2x+(-6x) equals -4x..."
-Veggie-chan: "Don't you think I'll look nice if I permanently curled my hair?"
-Veggie-chan: "Bra, you are sooooooooooooooooooo cute!"
-Vegeta: *whine* "I also want to be on the Grand Tour!" (From Anonymous)
-Mutenroshi: "Okay, I admit. I'm a gay homosexual."
-Oolong: "You're right. Panties are disgusting."
-Buu: "Hmm. By golly, I do have an overly rotund belly don't I? oooh hoo hoo Buu, grrrhmmm excuse me for that loud and obnoxious sound." ( Man With the One Pronged Fork)
-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing my true feelings with words. So, I have these hand puppets."
-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing my true feelings with words. Instead, I'm going to use interperative dance."
-Kamisama: "Just look at me. I'm a pretty boy."
-Chi Chi: "You know, occasionally, everyone gets a vaginal yeast infection, even me. And it use to take a whole week for the anti-fungal creams to work. But now I can cure my vaginal infections in only three days, with new Vagisol 4. Now nothing can keep me from feeling less than fresh."
-Vegita: "After all of these years... fighting just doesn't seem enough any more. I feel so empty. I'm gonna join the WCW. Maybe I can get some respect. Just the other day, I was walking down the street, and some kids started to make fun of me. It really hurt my self-esteem. Maybe I'm getting too old".
-Picollo: "I've got something to admit to you guys. I really like little girls. Twelve year olds get me off."
-Trunks: "I went on the Goofy Barnstormer ride at Disney Land... It scared the sh*t out of me."
-Kurilin: "I couldn't go on that ride by myself, I was too short."
-Goku: "When I go on those things, I get kind of dizzy, and then I pass out."
-Chi Chi: "You guys are such women. I love rollercoasters. Cedar Point in Ohio has the best rides."
-Bulma & ChiChi: "Fu-sion!"
-#18 : "I don't want your money!"
-#16 : "Mmmm. . .Chicken."
-Buu : "I should see a dentist."
-ChiChi: "Don't bother Gohan while he's studying, Kakaroto."
-Vegeta: "I should see a barber."
-Goku: "I'm full." -Freeza: "Zarbon-san... Where's the #$%@! is the remote, Oprah's on!"
-Vegeta: "I love you. What should we do now Kakkarot?"
-Goku: "I said study Gohan, NOW!"
-Goku: "Oh my god! He's killed Kurilin, YOU BASTARDS!" (a la South Park)
-Kurilin: "I'm the strongest being alive! Nobody can hurt me! MWA HA HA!" -Kurilin: "I'm a chick magnet!"
-Gohan: "Cram it with walnuts, Piccolo!"
-Trunks: "I'm gonna die my hair. Purple hair makes me look gay!" (From Uber) -Vegeta: "Let's go to Disney Land!"
-Vegeta: "Anyone got any hair gel?"
-Vegeta: "Look Bulma, I just built a time machine!"
-Piccolo: "Come on Gohan, make the dragon dance again!"
-Gohan: "Mom, do my hair again, it won't stay down!"
-Future Trunks: "D#*%! I wish I had Dad's hair!"
-Nappa: "I'm Super Saiyan! No I'm not! Now I am! How can you tell?"
-Nappa: "I'm not only the presedent of hair club for men, I'm also a member!" -Nappa: "Mr. Clean is my Hero!" *singing* "Mr. Clean, Mr.Clean.."
-Freiza: "Zarbon, does this shade of lipstick suit me or should I try black? I really want to impress Vegeta you know."
-Cell: "Please, Ridley Scot, You know I'm perfect for the part of the Alien!" -Broli: "..And here is my BA in language.
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